Score: 4

"Why was this thing even made?"

submission: Brazil

date: October 10, 2008

First of all, reviewers need to stop taking this thing so seriously (read: get a sense of humor)

Second...of all....why did you do an animation for a weebl tune that weebl has already animated? I'm sure there is a valid reason for it, but I can't figure what it is. But having seen the original 'toon that weebl made for this, I can't help but think that your version is crap.

You get a 4 because you can, indeed, make a fancy moving pictures. That's much better than my score, but since we're not comparing your abilities to mine, that's doesn't really matter. The music itself rates much higher, but since it's not yours and there is already a cartoon to go with it by the composer I can't give you any credit whatsoever on that count.

Score: 10

"This movie is the greatest thing since....itself."

submission: Irrelevance

date: August 5, 2008

Almost every bit of this was at the very least, worth a chuckle, but Soviet Jeopardy was pure and total kick-awesome in a can.

Score: 2

"DBZ may be gay, but this flash is even gayer."

submission: DBZ is Gay ! - Mutoniatus

date: August 5, 2008

This gets a two simply because it was, indeed, a flash cartoon...which is more than I could do at any rate. Past that it was awful. When something this horrible makes front page I can only assume that whoever put it there was incredibly high at the time. Then again, I don't find penises and gay sex to be the comedic gold that the majority of people seem to think they are. Then again...again, I just watched some particulary good 'toons, and they just make this look even worse by comparison.

So...um...props on being able to make a flash cartoon. I guess.

Score: 4

"It's not "bad"..."

submission: Pumpkin Man

date: October 2, 2007

...but it does get old really, really fast. Especially considering I didnt' even touch my arrow keys once all the way to level 5; nothing came anywhere near me. It almost feels like....this game could have been literally about anything; like it was made in such a way that it could be X-mas or Easter themed very quickly if the need arose. That's not meant to be an insult or anything, it's just how it came across to me. Those issues aside, it's a nice little time-waster.

Score: 0

"Ugh."

submission: Born the 15th of August

date: August 16, 2007

I had forgotten exactly how much I hate clock day; nothing but poorly animated, uninspired crap on the front page. It would be one thing if this stuff was funny or even mildly entertaining, but I'm about as likely to be entertained by a Clock Crew animation as I am to start hitting myself in the head over and over with a hammer. Actually, the later is far more likely. Thank you, GreyClock, for reaffirming my opinion that the Clock Crew sucks. I would love to offer some constructive criticism, as per the rules, but the only thing that could make this animation better is if you hadn't bothered to make it at all.

Score: 1

"Well now...."

submission: us of whatever lol

date: July 5, 2007

Like we all haven't seen that song in flash treatment about a jillion times before. Good.....gawd. And MERRY Indepndence Day? You can't spell and you've got it mixed up with Christmas? Whateva'.

Score: 7

"Hmmm....HMMMMMM....."

submission: Tip and Run

date: July 5, 2007

I liked this OK. While the entire concept is very familiar and I've played tons of games like it, it was fairly well executed...better than most, actually. There is the menu issue as I see someone else mentioned, and the music really got on my nerves (though that could just be me....it's early), but it's worth playing for sure.

Score: 4

"What a let down...."

submission: YAAFM 13: Pres. Bush 2

date: July 4, 2007

I waited so long for YAAFM 13....and now I really wish that you had just left it at number 12. The whole thing has gone from pointing out where people are morons by example and actual fact to a couple of minutes of talking points that you weaned of The Daily Show that are backed up by nothing more than an "I hate Bush" attitude. The lip synch is worse than ever, by the way....and it was never all that great to start with.....and Regi's voice in this is so detached and listless that one wonders whether you actually believe the script or if you're just jumping on the band-wagon in a quest for the almighty dollar. I'm guessing the later, and if I'm right, shame on you. And shame on you for ruining a once great series. Stick to making Showbiz Newsy News....at least the material writes itself.

Score: 10

"First 10 I've given out in a long time...."

submission: Super Mario bros Z ep 6

date: May 30, 2007

...especially for a sprite movie. I was getting uber-sick of all the Mario/Sonic/DBZ crap on the portal, but you really have taken the concept and done it in such a way that I can't help but like it. Awesome work, please keep it up....you give sprite movies a good name.

Score: 3

"Hmmm..."

submission: TortuMatic

date: May 28, 2007

I guess all I can say here is that this might have been good for a tiny chuckle had you not taken forever and a day to get to your punchline.